Do you sometimes feel you’ve got to run away from the pain? Does the love you share seem to go nowhere? Lost your light tossing and turning at night? These Tainted Love microbes may take your tears and that’s not nearly all! They’ll brighten your day if any tainted love does come your way.
Tainted Love themed gift box includes these mini microbes: Herpes, Chlamydia, The Clap, HPV, and Syphilis.
Delivery within the UK
We offer free standard delivery on all orders over £50.*
Orders up to £30 are charged a flat fee of £4.95
Orders between £30.01 and £50 are charged a flat fee of £6.95.
Usual delivery timescale is 5 business days from the date of dispatch. Please allow up to 14 days for delivery. *UK only.
Delivery Worldwide
We can also ship all items worldwide.
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We are doing our absolute best to fulfil orders as quickly as possible, however some delays may occur due to current working restrictions.
We are currently fulfilling orders in approximately 7 working days.
If you are not completely satisfied with your item you may return it within 28 days for a refund.
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Manufacturer/Publisher: Giant Microbes
SKU: 846869007039
We are doing our absolute best to fulfil orders as quickly as possible, however some delays may occur due to current working restrictions.
We are currently fulfilling orders in approximately 7 working days. Once your order has been dispatched, you will receive an automated dispatch confirmation email.